Tell Congress to Plug it!!!
Here at Buttplugs for Democracy, we believe that the Federal government has amassed too much power and influence and that this shouldn't be the new Status Quo. We aim to illuminate those issues and provide a way for constituents to express their discontent in a delightfully tasteful way; by sending them a Buttplug!
21st Century political problems require 21st Century solutions! We'll send the Representative or Senator of your choice a mini Buttplug embossed with the select topic of your choosing. Let your Senators and Representatives know which one matters most to you by sending them a memorable gift.
P.S. not for internal use... or anything other than the specified purpose: trolling politicians and getting your concerns noticed!
Impactful Issues
At Buttplugs for Democracy, we believe that every discussion deserves a creative edge. Explore our array of politically themed buttplugs that combine humor and advocacy, stirring conversations on key issues.
Term Limits
Whether you believe in preventing a new aristocracy, stopping the lizard people, or simply that it makes sense for Senators and Representatives to have term limits, I think we can all agree curbing political power starts with limiting time in office.
No Pension
Did you know that members of Congress only need to spend 5 years in office in order to get a pension? Meanwhile most citizens are required to work for 20 or more years. But wait, IT GETS BETTER! Their pensions are also 2 to 3 times the amount of others with similar salary... Why should you bust your ass for 20 years to receive 2 to 3 times less than Congress?
Single Issue Bills
Over time, the length of prospective bills has dramatically increased as politicians pack as many provisions into a new bill in order to stack the deck against opposition. The result; many parts of the bill won't be read, sneaky little additions make their way into being law, and overall new legislation is passed that has nothing to do with the main issue that was brought forward.
No Filibustering
Largely a tool of a minority party to slow, delay, or flat-out prevent voting on a bill, the filibuster is an antiquated form of political maneuvering. Its persistence in the political arena has led to longer bills and shorter attention spans. Let's streamline Congress; their job is to make decisions, not talk issues to death.
No Stock Trading
The STOCK Act was created to curb insider trading, but it's a joke, everyone knows it, and really there is only one solution. Members of Congress should not be able to trade stocks given their inside knowledge of the market.
No Gerrymandering
It is time we did away with this bulls@#$ way of making sure politicians can maintain their positions and power. No more redistricting to keep or add votes. While not outright unconstitutional, it just doesn't seem right.
What recipient receives:
In addition to the embossed Buttplug, the Senator or Representative of your choosing will receive the following explanation:
Salutations Senator/Representative (Name of Senator or U.S. Representative),
You are receiving this Buttplug on behalf of your constituent (YOUR NAME). Said constituent would like to express their desire for a change to legislation regarding (Chosen Issue). Specifically they would like to see:
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Terms limits enacted for Senators and U.S. Representatives
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A ban on all Stock trading for sitting members of Congress
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The elimination of a pension for Senators and U.S. Representatives
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The elimination of gerrymandering
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The elimination of the filibuster
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An end to multi-issue bills and that from hence forward all proposed legislation should consist of a singular issue
Please take into consideration that your constituent has taken the time to send you this Buttplug to highlight the need for change to the current legislation in regards to the aforementioned issue. This is in no way meant as a threat, but as form of visual protest and that your job could very well depend on your ability to act or not act upon the expressed desired amendments!
Thank you for your attention to this matter and I look forward to you addressing this misjustice on my behalf and the behalf of your other constituents!
Your Employer,
(YOUR NAME)
These Buttplugs are designed not only to entertain but also to provoke thought and dialogue concerning pressing bipartisan political concerns. We aim to inspire individuals to become more engaged citizens, using humor as a tool for change.
